Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Happy Holidays

2 comments:

  1. That's great. It reminds me of a funny card a friend sent me several years ago comparing satan to santa clause. It's hysterical. It's too funny to not look up....Hold on:

    Preferred Attire:Santa--red with politically incorrect fur trim
    Satan-red

    Supernatural powers? :Santa--Yes
    Satan--Yes

    Cloven Hooves?Santa--Can't tell, but the reindeer do
    Satan- Yes

    Know Accomplices:Santa--Tiny Elves
    Satan--Misshapen Imps

    Obsessive Concern With Whose Been Naughty or NIce?Santa--Yes
    Satan--Yes

    Beard?:Santa--Yes
    Satan--Yes

    Reaction By Children:Santa--Fear, greed motivated affection
    Satan--Fear, greed motivated affection

    Always Watching, Yet Rarely Seen and Even Then Only At NightSanta--Yes
    Satan--Yes

    Punchline: What the hell!!! Have a Merry Christmas!

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