Saturday, March 08, 2008

Samantha Power Can't Possibly Be a Real Name

So Samantha Power resigns as foreign policy advisor to the Obama campaign because she actually had something to say -- not that it had anything to do with foreign policy -- for the first time. Well, it's one less reason to avoid voting for Obama. I will miss the many "ums" and "ahs" that she contributed to her NPR interviews, after boldly asserting that there are "profound" differences between Clinton and Obama on foreign policy. Maybe she won't have to worry herself over that Secretary of State job that she humbly wasn't considering until the NPR host twisted her arm. She can go back to Havard and write another best-seller on war crimes that other countries commit, ignoring the carnage Harvard's churned out over the years. Even her name sounds like an invention. Obama has truly granted my greatest wish.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I am real, and my name is very cool.