I've always suspected straight men of being gay. One example: sexually explicit conversations about women with other men. No straight man would tolerate it. Then there are urinals -- which brings up the whole subject of touching one's self; and, handily, never puts it down.
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as the philosopher Cobain said, "everyone is gay."
I need to read him.
you don't read him, you listen.
Exactly right. That's why, in order to ensure that my fellow men are convinced of my straightness, I make a point of only having sexually explicit discussions about men with other men.
What the hell? What IS this homosexual version of the British Imperial Policy to "Make the World England?"
Straight desires are pretty great too, you know.
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