Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Dicks



I've always suspected straight men of being gay.  One example: sexually explicit conversations about women with other men.  No straight man would tolerate it.  Then there are urinals -- which brings up the whole subject of touching one's self; and, handily, never puts it down.

5 comments:

Montag said...

as the philosopher Cobain said, "everyone is gay."

JRB said...

I need to read him.

Montag said...

you don't read him, you listen.

nikkos said...

Exactly right. That's why, in order to ensure that my fellow men are convinced of my straightness, I make a point of only having sexually explicit discussions about men with other men.

Anonymous said...

What the hell? What IS this homosexual version of the British Imperial Policy to "Make the World England?"

Straight desires are pretty great too, you know.