Friday, October 09, 2009

Obama attacks moon, wins peace prize; award's legitimacy hinges on one's view of the moon

Stump Lane:

Today we bomb the Moon for suspected water-related activities. The intelligence community has learned that the moon may be concealing significant stores of water in underground facilities. Water is really only suitable for use inside nuclear reactors. Kill the Moon!

Meanwhile, the Mooninites have released an official response.

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