Thursday, December 09, 2004

Study: Laptops Raise Scrotal Temperature Several Degrees

from ABC
The bottom of a laptop can reach temperatures of over 100 degrees. Put it near the scrotum? Dr. Sheynkin and his colleagues did. They found that simply holding the legs together in a laptop support position for an hour raised the scrotal temperature by almost four degrees. Adding the laptop for that hour raised the temperature by five to six degrees.

9 comments:

J.R. Boyd said...

It's like the pill for men.

Sheryl said...

I think I catch your drift here. However, even if you gave all the right wing fundamentalists free laptop computers, there is still the problem of convincing them that they are best used for ball warmers on a cold Winter's day. X)

Sheryl said...
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Sheryl said...

Lust and passion have taken over. Both he and she are hot and bothered. The time has come, and the crazy question must be delivered as tactfully as possible:

Carol: "James, did you bring a condom with you?"

James : "Don't worry, Carol. I use a laptop."

Sheryl said...

Hey Ryan,

I posted you an email the other day, and I just got a second bounce from it. I also got a bounce from another friend who uses hotmail, so there may be something amiss with the hotmail email. (As opposed to your account.)

My email wasn't so relevant that you need to worry about it, but I thought you should know that it bouncing.

Sheryl

Sheryl said...

Doesn't anybody identify with my sense of humor round these parts?

Anonymous said...

the new sexual education classes will focus on the laptop as a contraceptive device rather then abstinance.
picture a room full of 16 year olds sitting in a circle, on chairs.
An the teacher says: "Everyone open up your laptops, and spend the following hour contemplating God, or searching God in Google"

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