Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Happy Holidays

2 comments:

Sheryl said...

That's great. It reminds me of a funny card a friend sent me several years ago comparing satan to santa clause. It's hysterical. It's too funny to not look up....Hold on:

Preferred Attire:Santa--red with politically incorrect fur trim
Satan-red

Supernatural powers? :Santa--Yes
Satan--Yes

Cloven Hooves?Santa--Can't tell, but the reindeer do
Satan- Yes

Know Accomplices:Santa--Tiny Elves
Satan--Misshapen Imps

Obsessive Concern With Whose Been Naughty or NIce?Santa--Yes
Satan--Yes

Beard?:Santa--Yes
Satan--Yes

Reaction By Children:Santa--Fear, greed motivated affection
Satan--Fear, greed motivated affection

Always Watching, Yet Rarely Seen and Even Then Only At NightSanta--Yes
Satan--Yes

Punchline: What the hell!!! Have a Merry Christmas!

12/21/2004 10:55:00 PM
Sheryl said...

Calvin On Being Good for Santa Claus

12/22/2004 03:06:00 PM

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