Sunday, December 05, 2004

Young People Ask:

  • Will phone sex under Patriot II count as a threesome?


    • 5 comments:

    Anonymous said...

    Rye- will you marry me?

    12/05/2004 04:22:00 AM
    lorraine said...

    Thanks for the laugh, Ryan. No doubt it will be a threesome, because those lining up to invade people's privacy no doubt get off on what they get to hear and see. Always figured Kenneth Starr used Monica's testimony as his own personal stroke book.

    12/06/2004 05:41:00 PM
    Sheryl said...

    Where's your imagination? They make super small cameras these days that are already being used to spy on workers in some companies. Just plant them in people's bedrooms and get the full show. Phone sex is fine, but why stop there? Voyeurism would be more fun for the hardworking men and women who slave away each day to make our nation safe from terrorism.

    12/06/2004 06:53:00 PM
    1138 said...

    If I have sex with someone then it's like I had sex with everyone they ever had sex with.
    Now I can do it by area code.

    12/07/2004 05:23:00 PM
    Sheryl said...

    I think it's a slightly different principle there, Paul. You can't get AIDS or pregnant from phone sex, even if it were an all out conference call.

    But this does bring up the issue of why we are teaching abstinence in school when we could be teaching phone sex. I'm sure the students would enjoy that more, and it's every bit as safe.

    12/07/2004 10:12:00 PM

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