Cool things that happen

Financial Times:

Whether by choice or necessity, more and more older workers are staying on at work or taking up new jobs. Now comes news that the hamburger chain McDonald’s, often the provider of an unforgettable first job experience to students and others, is benefiting from an influx of some very grown-up employees.

Whether by choice or by necessity, my ass lifts itself out of bed each day for unforgettable experiences which, whether by chance or by design, benefit anonymous investors and cool executives who, in close examination of the numbers, deliberate whether my ass should benefit from a new influx of experiences under their tutelage, in their interests, whether by chance or by design.