Monday, July 05, 2004

Reagan Pyramid Nears Completion

Slave manpower was doubled this week in an effort to ensure that erection of the gigantic Reagan Pyramid remains on schedule to be completed in time for the 40th president's mummification and ascension into the Afterworld.

- The Onion

1 comment:

Sheryl said...

And there's probably nothing about any of this in the mainstream newspapers!!! And they wonder why the public thinks we need media reform.

They'd rather carry some sports story than important events like this. Thanks for bringing it to our attention, Ryan!